LIAR LIAR
Okay... I am a total liar. Forget the no side effects crap. I've pretty much been barfing steadily the last two days. I am totally over my obsession with omelettes because the even the word "bacon" makes me want to hurl.
posted by Ashli Hepler @ 10:22 AM
7 Comments:
Use that positive imaging stuff. Picture yourself (OK don't picture yourself) imagine that your are throwing that tumor out of your body.
-Aunt Carole
Sorry to hear the effects are starting to Kick in. I'll pray the road doesn't get too tough.
Eye in the Sky here
since your wondering who I am...to help you pass a small amount of your time since you love your computer, I will keep you busy by giving you clues as to my identity. It should take you m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m 30 seconds to guess who I am.
1. Memorial High School. You pass me everyday of the school year.
2. You or anyone can call me when you need an unruly student removed from your class or someone leaves your class and goes AWOL. I will send someone to your room. the kids must love your class Ashli. I can't remember you ever calling to have a student removed.
3. I scan the halls from 10 feet above inside and out. As for outside, from way up on the corners of the building.
4. I know when anyone walks down the hall and thinks no one can see them. They scratch their...... HEADS, Ashli! Their Heads! Or in the case of students, they Mine their noses for Gold?
5. I quietly wave to you all and say Hi, as you pass on your way to the office to get your mail.
6. You wrote me a note on a yellow piece of paper telling me you were parked in the Handicap parking space out front. You spelled my name with an Sh but actually it is spelled with a Ch. Ch.... as in "Ma Ch...." which means "My Love" in French. (Mom must have loved me very much when I was born.) Sh.... teaches Theater as you know. She retires today.
7. I keep you safe as in S-e-c-u-r-i-t-y blanket here at Memorial.
OK. I should be easy to ID now. I'm that quiet , all "seeing", all knowing little mouse at the Main Entrance. I quietly care about all of you. I hope I've made you smile. Even if it's for 30 seconds.
Be safe as you travel around. "See" you this fall.
We are NOT dwelling on the negative people!!! Ash, here are your vomiting perks:
-You can TRULY eat what you want, puke it up, and no one will say you have an eating disorder. And if they do, you can bark back "NO, I HAVE CANCER YOU MORON!!!"
-You said your tase buds have not been working, this has two perks A) you hopefully can't taste the vomit B) After only tasting vomit for a few weeks maybe you will actually be able to "taste" your food again.
-You have always been somewhat of a clean freak, maybe if you have to stop and puke in random toilets, after a while you will stop noticing how dirty they are, and lose the urge to clean them at random.
-Vomiting is hard work, maybe it will wear you out so you can finally get some sleep. Forget the glass of warm milk, just go have a good puke and drift peacefully back to dreamland.
Well, those are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head. . .I'm sure the vomit perk list will continue at a later date. . .
Alysia
sorry to hear you've been so sick. I like the visualizing getting rid of the tumor.
I did get some good advice when I was sick and throwing up non stop for three months...my mom told me just to stick to a few foods and drinks I didn't care for anyway, that way I wasn't always throwing up something I really liked. And, believe me, you will always remember what made you sick. So, I had lots of orange juice, got a bit of nourishment out of it, before it made it's way back up - and I will never, ever have it again. Hope that helps a bit. If it does, Great - if not, it was my mom's advice and you can blame her :)
I love you and we continue to pray for your health and spirit.
take care and let those around you take care of you as well - i just wish I was there with you.
crock <><
p.s. so, is "eye in the sky" the school security guard?
What about keesha since you got something on corlissa
Ashli!
I just wanted you to know we are praying for you! Stay strong and fight. I'm sorry to hear the side effects have kicked in...but take it as a good sign that the treatment is working! I know we haven't seen you in awhile...but that doesn't mean we've forgotten you! take care and we'll be here praying!! much love,
Lisa and Bob Staples
i'm trying not to be a rag about the medicine...but did you get more medicine?
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